This tastes like a ninja, if a ninja was a ballerina that could dazzle your taste buds.
Okay, don’t have a cow, man!
Abracadabra. Bibbidi-Bobbidi Boo. You’re Welcome.
If it tastes like love, and it smells like love, and you love it, it’s probably love.
Ever play that game in the pool where they grease a watermelon…
Life is a zinger.
Gabillion, Bajillion, A Googolplex, Basillion!
If Barry White sang about Kombucha, this would be the flavor he’d sing about.
This isn’t your kiddie apple juice.